Economic figures just don’t add up

More people are in work than ever before and the FTSE was up 500 points on where it closed at the end of 2012. Yet we are teetering on the brink of a triple-dip recession. Something just doesn't add up and maybe the Chancellor's Budget next month might just give us the answer.

Economic figures just don’t add up

I really enjoyed reading BBC Political Editor Nick Robinson’s blog about the Chancellor’s meeting today, at his country retreat in the Buckinghamshire countryside. Apparently the Budget, which is due a month from today, will be the main and only subject up for discussion.

It’s a good read, whatever you feel about the economy, politics and the general stewardship of the nation, in which Mr Robinson points out that the venue, Dorneywood, is the same said place where rescued British hostages are de-briefed and rehabilitated, and he closes by asking: “Will the Chancellor find a way to break free or will he leave Dorneywood a hostage to events?”

Earlier the BBC’s politics man says that the question for George Osborne is whether to continue to rely on the Bank of England’s loosening of monetary policy to encourage a private sector powered recovery, or allow borrowing to increase to more directly fund capital spending.
I am of course a dedicated backer of the private sector, which has, to date, done a fairly spectacular job in absorbing public sector redundancies. However, that said, this dilemma is way above my pay grade!

Personally, I think George Osborne will be asking a much more straight forward question, something like – What the hell’s going on out there?
Figures out today have more people in work than at any time in history, and yet the economy refuses to grow, with the country just one quarter away from a triple-dip recession.

This is no small number either – there are now 29.73 million people in work, 580,000 more than a year ago, and 154,000 above the number chipping in even three months ago.

But despite this, GDP is perilously close to stagnant. Then you have all the empty shops on our high streets; HMV in big trouble, Jessops boarded up, Blockbuster kaput!
And that’s just the high profile ones that have hit the headlines – there are many more! Business confidence is shot we are told . . . or is it?

Does anyone have a clue why the Footsie was up more than 500 points – more than 8.5% – this morning from where it closed on the final day of 2012?

I’ve got a theory, and before I get labelled insane (again), maybe someone could come up with a better explanation for how more than half a million workers can apparently create nothing of any worth?

Remember back in the 1980s, a certain tabloid type of story, where a British Rail employee, whose line had been closed as part of Dr Beeching’s cuts of 1963, was found to have been paid for 20 odd years, without doing any work?

This kind of thing presumably happened because the very cuts that closed the line in question also included the person who was supposed to remove the lucky fellow from the payroll.

So, I was thinking maybe as a result of the Government’s cuts to the civil service, someone whose job it is to count something and pass it up the line to be included in the GDP total has been canned, leaving the odd billion or three off balance sheet!

Don’t laugh – it could happen, and if it was true I’d imagine it’d make the Chancellor happier than a man who finds a score in his trouser pocket the morning after a night down the pub!

All I can really say for sure is I am looking forward to the Budget on March 20, and attending George’s post-budget business briefing the following day, where he will hopefully answer my question. 

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  • Eddie

    Something clearly doesn’t add up, the country has persevered incredibly well but there is still no growth in productivity. If there were some figures lost down the back of a filling cabinet somewhere that would be good news for everyone, but sadly I don’t think its likely!

  • john

    I will tell you whats wrong and it’s in manufacturing and
    exports not service
    There is next to no help for small manufacturers with
    potentials to sell there unique products over’s seas

    Take us one of 200 companys on an estate in the midlands which
    we are the only UK manufacturer out of the 200

    Export potential we have bags of it, unique products absolutely,
    but because we have a turnover of less than 1m we are outside all the funding schemes.

    Never mind the potential, never mind the impact on economics,
    real backing would get this business flying and even block out the many imports
    of other products in our sector.

    If the Chancellor was a gardener then this would be a case of
    fertilising the half grown trees which can only go so far but forget the small
    long term growth trees in the corner and that’s what making things look wrong in the garden

    We need help to day if you want the garden to look good in
    years ahead

    Germany has always supported there manufacturing and thus
    have strong growth through exports of what they make, thus even can shoulder the
    euro problems new UK manufacturers need the same backing which is simply not
    there.